.hm. THE SHARK OUT OF WATER

With all of my 3 million projects I have going on for school I finally made way to get this app up for //CHOKE

Also, this is my first female RP character. BOOBS
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<sub>| Name | Valetta (Val for short)
| Age | 22
| Height |6’3 (tip of tail to nose)
|Creature|”Reverse” Mershark or shark out of water (see history for details)



| Personality | “All I did was offer to eat your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged!”

Short-tempered. Envious. Inadequate control of anger and temper; acting hastily. Shows expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, aggression, and verbal abuse. Valetta has it ingrained in her mind that every single negative thing that remotely happens in her life is the fault of some random unseen force or just the community in general. These traits have carried on with her since the betrayal of her friends and family (see history)

Despite her rash behavior, Val does have a sense of morality. She’s not purposely out to be mean to others or act like a jerk or bully anyone ectetcetc. In fact, she hates bullying and would rather stick up for the little person, even though she might terrify them herself.

Val is, in all honestly, trying to control her anger issues and bite her tongue. The works are in process. It’s a pride thing. She was once top predator and now thinks lowly of herself. She tries her best not to get involved in conflicts and if she does she might just rage quit and leave.

The shark just needs a good group of friends who can see past her stubbornness and rage and probably just let her vent to them. She surprisingly works well with others who’s personality is opposite from hers. Now if only she could find a way to not be pathetically, socially awkward.

She also seems to have quite an appreciation for grammar and the English language in general, often correcting people's utterances. So theres that.


| History | Picture a tribe of Tiger Mersharks living in the reefs of the Mediterranean coast, basking in their awesomeness. These mersharks are the top apex predators of these waters, so naturally they are a group of cocky, arrogant, prideful jack-tails that think they are the kings and queens of the waters. Actually…they kind of were. You don’t mess with these bastards or they will fuck your shit up.

Anywho,

These mersharks were really full of it and they honestly believed that ALL land mammals and creatures were in-superior to them. They had no respect for anything that didn’t inhabit their waters, none at all. In fact they even made a rule. A very important rule:

”DO NOT SOCIALIZE OR MAKE ANY CONTACT WITH THOSE MEATY BAGS OF FLESH THAT LIVE ON LAND. NO ONE LIKES THEM. SERIOUSLY”

It was written just like that I kid you not. Can you believe these sharks? What a bunch of dicks. Anyways,

Along comes Valetta. Now Valetta was considered one of best hunters in the pack and other sharks generally liked her and she had a large ego due to this. The thing about Val is that she cant stand seeing anyone or anything sad and so she usually helped others as long as none of her sharky friends saw her in the act; she has a reputation to keep of course. One day little ‘ol Val is kind of chilling relatively close to the shore, enjoying some alone time. Then further along the beach she spots…A GIRL! A little girl! And this adorable little is sobbing because OH NOES, HER TEDDY BEAR IS BEING CARRIED OUT INTO THE SEA. Too far out for the little girl to possibly swim and fetch it. Damn girl talk about butter-fingers, hold on to your damn teddy bears and where the hell are your parents?

Well,

Val is just like “FUCK DAMN COCK SUCKING BASTARDS AUUGGGH” she cant NOT help out this girl. She absolutely needs to assist her and so the mershark goes and fetches the teddy bear and reunites it with the little girl and everyone is happy.

Until,

The other mersharks find out about this and now Valetta is getting hell because you know the whole, ”DO NOT SOCIALIZE OR MAKE ANY CONTACT WITH THOSE MEATY BAGS OF FLESH THAT LIVE ON LAND. NO ONE LIKES THEM. SERIOUSLY” rule thing they got going on. And Val broke that rule! You had one job Val, come on! The rest of the pack did not take kindly to this and they decided that Val was just as unworthy as the meaty bags of flesh! So what did they do to her?

EXILE. They could have just used a spell that would make her into a full human and throw her on land but NOPE, that would be too easy.

After a arrangement with some powerful deities and some magical spell/curse casting, a curse was put on Val that was known as the “Reverse Mershark” shark. Original right? Wait, “Reverse-What-The-Fuck-What?”

So this neat little curse put on Val made it physically impossible for her to live in water or function normally on land. Basically she swims through the air now as if she were in water and if she were to enter the water then human legs would sprout. Does science agree with this? NO. FUCK YOU SCIENCE.

Now this really sucks for Valetta because it’s a major blow to her ego, her pride, her self-esteem, her boobs. Shes used to being worshipped and praised and now shes being mocked and ridiculed. She begs for them to take her back into the pack. She would do anything. After a set of some embarrassing hazing, they still wont take her back and they laugh. Val realizes how jerkish they are an decides its not worth her time anymore. She thrusts a middle finger at them and yells

“FUCK YOU GUYS I DON’T NEED THIS I’M AN ADULT”

And with that she leaves. Though life as a Mershark floating and swimming through the air is difficult because most humans don’t take kindly to this weird shit. For a year or so shes jus been getting around by hiding and being unseen until, HEY LOOK A HOTEL FOR CREATURES LETS CHECK IT OUT…



• | Likes | Eating 24/7 | Kind, gentle people | Standing up for others | Hunting | warm places
| Dislikes | Being stared at | Bullies | Other mersharks | Overly bright, blinding colors | Discarded food | Cold places

| Extras |
- Her design is loosely based off a tiger shark
- Scars on her body are result of past fights, feeding frenzies, encounters with fisherman, ectetc
- She swims lowly through the air, about eye level to everyone else
- teeth are specialized to slice through flesh, bone, and other tough substances such as turtle shells
- teeth are continually replaced by rows of new teeth.
- She will literally eat anything. ANYTHING
- Nocturnal
- Inspired by Fantasia’s “Flight of the Whales”


| Chatroom Availability | When Im not busy with my 3 million projects, I’ll hop on in. big chat rooms intimidate me lkjh
| IM Availability | I will do Skype and Notes, though I prefer Skype. Note me if you want to exchange Skype accts <3


| Script Sample | Val: * Squints her eyes at the other and scrounges her nose * E-Excuse you? * sneers and clenches her teeth * What do you mean I don’t act like a girl?! I…you- * rages * What does that even mean?! I can act like a girl because I AM A GIRL. No. More then that. I AM A WOMAN * gestures to chest * I HAVE FUCKING BOOBS MAN

| Paragraph Sample |Valetta was more then taken aback by the others comment. The shark squinted at the other and scrounged up her nose in the process, “E-Excuse you?” Was the other actually suggesting that she had no feminine traits whatsoever? That is ridiculous! Sure she eats like there no tomorrow, but still! Its pretty offensive. Val sneered and clenched her jaw, “What do you mean I don’t act like a girl?! I…you-“ Something this silly shouldn’t get to her, but it did. She acts hastily, “What does that even mean?! I can act like a girl because I AM A GIRL. No. More then that. I AM A WOMAN!” She gestures to her chest and points out the obvious, “I HAVE FUCKING BOOBS MAN”


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